Milf

We all know what a milf is, because everybody saw American Pie and instantly recognised those characters as their mate Mike. I wrote this for a guy I was in a band with. I was completely broke, so I wrote this song for the band as my birthday present to him because he was always going on about milfs. Absolutely always. Thinking about it, he almost certainly had some issues with his own mother that have likely been explored by a therapist by now.

Anyway, I kept the song because – well, I wrote it. And he left the band so he left the song, too. Fuck you man, fuck you. He couldn’t play it anyway. So, childhood friends… relax, this song is not about your mother.

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